The Guard

“I'm gonna have to Sun Tzu the shit out of this.”
– Mark Watney, probably.

This is my Praetorian Guard. There are many like it, but this one is mine.[1]

Praetorian Guard Assemble!

Praetorian Guard Preen

They’re arranged by weapon length with the assumption that if they move as a group, they’ll put their target in the middle and those further from the middle need greater reach.

Ironic. They can’t protect me from making this dumb post.

  1. Are there really many like it? ↩︎